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Sat, Nov. 12th, 2005, 01:33 pm
Only in America

1. Only in America...
Is a Pizza at your home faster than an Ambulance.

2. Only in America...
Are there Handicapped parking-spots in front of a ice skating rink.

3. Only in America...
Do sick people have to walk all the way to the back of drug stores to get medication, while cigarettes are at the front of the store.

4. Only in America...
Do people order a double cheeseburger, a large order of fries and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America...
Do banks leave their doors wide open, while pens are chained to tables.

6. Only in America...
Do people park thier cars in the driveway, while worthless crap is stored in the garage.

7. Only in America...
Do people use answering machines to hear who is calling before answering, then put the call on hold, so that they don't miss a call by people who they didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...
Are hotdogs sold in ten-packs and the befitting buns in eight-packs.

9. Only in America...
Is the word "politics" use to it's actual meaning - Poli is latein for Blood Auger.

10. Only in America...
Are there drive-through ATMs with braille.